I have a confession to make about this photograph. You see how she’s studying that silk scarf there? She’s trying to figure out how to turn it into a shirt. Apparently she was cold. Even though it was 25 degrees or more out there. Borderline tropical. Little monkey. She’d run around naked in the freezing… Continue reading Confession
Okay so today is hectic and a wee bit crazy. I sliced my finger and used a condom pocket as a bandaid. I swept and mopped my entire first floor in a move-the-furniture kind of way, so count on another Norwex rave soon because I did not realize that my life was incomplete without that… Continue reading zip zip zip
No. No, don’t save the drama for your mama. DOES NOT WANT. So, yesterday morning my precious, PRECIOUS child woke up at 6am. So okay, she was a little cranky by 8am, I think. There was a moment during breakfast which was definitely not a high point for her where she tried to dash her… Continue reading Save the drama for your mama
Nicole found a mermaid toy in her bucket and broke into song. Ahhh, this brings back memories… memories of myself singing the ‘ah ah ah’ “song” from The Little Mermaid. I distinctly remember my kindergarten classmates asking me to stop singing it all the time… and I also distinctly recall thinking they were just jealous… Continue reading the mermaid’s song
Asks my daughter, with concern in her voice, “What happened to your boobies, mommy? What happened?” What is that supposed to mean?!
First of all, where do I sign up to get a blog award for best titles? Because I mean, I’m a shoe-in. Does anyone still say that? I get asked that all the time. Not where to sign up for blog awards, I mean – if anyone still says that. I have sixtybillion words and… Continue reading Two Chalkboards, A Refashion, And a Toddler Sleeping On a Ball