First of all, where do I sign up to get a blog award for best titles? Because I mean, I’m a shoe-in. Does anyone still say that? I get asked that all the time. Not where to sign up for blog awards, I mean – if anyone still says that. I have sixtybillion words and phrases and they all drive people crazy. It’s good being me.
Okay, so I would have had some sort of step-by-step dohickey for the smaller chalkboard. But somebody who I will not name because she is too young to be legally held responsible for her actions anyways put my memory card in a vent in my computer and I didn’t find it until just today. The same person who hid my cellphone for four days. Just sayin.
This is the artist formerly known as Mens Shirt. I need to add straps and some lining to it yet, because the fact that you can see my ENTIRE BRA (the fact that it’s really cute despite being a white bra totally withstanding) is not my cup of tea. (Now, if we skip the tea and head straight for the girly drinks… )
I would like to have it duly noted that the mirror was spotless until I took out the camera. RIGHT when I was pushing the button, and invisible gremlin smudged it. True story. Probably. The gremlin is also the one who decorated my bathroom, I think. Tres Ew. Good thing you can’t really see the bathroom.